Fool the world.

And what are these polluted dreams?

“The dimmest of my pollutive dreams was a thousand times more dazzling than all the adultery the most virile writer of genius or the most talented impotent might imagine.”

-Vladimir Nabokov

Oh Vladimir, you dog. While pedophilia usually bothers me, in this case, I’ll just sit by and take in all of YOUR AWESOME FUCKING RHETORIC.

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filmstillslove:

American Beauty, dir. Sam Mendes, 1999

aww yeah

so. close.

Got the shit hazed out of me this weekend. Oh god. It was bad. Just really, really awful. But I guess its expected when you go greek in da good ol’ south! (still awful)

Calculus three test this thursday. Oh gawd. Why is this class so fucking ridiculous? DIE DOUBLE AND TRIPLE INTEGRALS. Hate yew. My professor, Yingfei Yi (Does his name surprise you? well it shouldn’t), has managed to spend this entire semester garbling some strange, incomprehensible form of a cross between Mandarin and English. Shoulda known Michael, should. have. known.

On a much happier note- spring break after this week is over! AHHH YEAHHH. I can’t wait to take part in some belligerent drunken merrymaking. IS GON’ FEEL SO GUD. I am eagerly anticipating the latter half of said break, where I shall spend my time SEEING MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. And eating shrooms. I look forward to seeing what bizzare incanations come out during this experience.

And I guess I can’t thing of anything else to mindlessly type

So yeah:
-fail math test
-drunk frat time in panama city
-off to gainesville for some absurdities

Friday couldn’t be here fast enough :|

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“I get so low I need a little pick-me-up

I get so high I need a bring-me-down”

Stars of Leo by M. Ward - Hold Time

FUCK YEAH M. WARD IS SO GOOD

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-snotface:

YES

Shameless just keeps getting better and better. AHHHHHH!!!

Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls don’t have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls don’t, can’t, or shouldn’t. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they’ll begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they’re even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but aren’t taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It’s still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex.

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—	Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via pixietits) Truth be told. What a shame :(